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Okay, but you know what? We're going to have to make it a quickie because I don't want my husband coming back down to the bar and I'm not there.

Well, I kind of like board plays, so you know, it might take a little bit longer than a half hour.

Oh, well that's unusual.

I kind of have something a little bit kinky in mind.

Oh, that might be different and fun.